Humor me if you will. Or, rather, be humored yourself by a true master.
During those times when the creative well is running a little low and the plot lines lie flat on the page, I try to prime the pump with some good reading. There are several contemporary authors who inspire me but I also enjoy reaching back into the archives to see how the old guys did it.
One book that I never tire of revisiting is Roughing It by Mark Twain, based on his stagecoach journey to the west and subsequent adventures in silver prospecting, real estate speculation, and (after a side trip to Hawaii) newspaper reporting in San Francisco. During these years of 1861-1867, he honed his rough-hewn, almost madcap, style of writing into the Twain style that forever set him apart: sharply satirical (as in The Gilded Age) but capable of tender character portrayals as well (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn). For spot-on, wry descriptions of the mundane, Twain is hard to beat. I’d like to share a few of my favorite excerpts from Roughing It.
First off, the western landscape provided Twain with all sorts of writing fodder and I love this meandering passage that manages to work in references to sagebrush, mules and anthracite coal all in one sitting:
“Sage-brush is very fair fuel, but as a
vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but
the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule. But their testimony to its
nutritiousness is worth nothing, for they will eat pine knots, or anthracite
coal, or brass filings, or lead pipe, or old bottles, or anything that comes
handy, and then go off looking as grateful as if they had had oysters for dinner.”
“The cayote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with slightly lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all over. The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry.
He is always
poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even
the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spiritless and cowardly
that even while his exposed teeth are pretending a threat, the rest of his face
is apologizing for it.”
In Carson City, Nevada, the young Twain is caught up in a
romantic desire to own a horse and is tricked into buying one at an auction,
described to him in a secretive whisper as a “Mexican Plug.”
“I did not know what a Genuine Mexican Plug
was, but there was something about this man’s way of saying it, that made me
swear inwardly that I would own a Genuine Mexican Plug, or die.”
As you can imagine, the partnership between horse and tenderfoot does not last long:
“In the
afternoon I brought the creature into the plaza, and certain citizens held him
by the head, and others by the tail, while I mounted him. As soon as they let
go, he placed all his feet in a bunch together, lowered his back, and then
suddenly arched it upward, and shot me straight into the air a matter of three
or four feet! I came as straight down again, lit in the saddle, went instantly
up again, came down almost on the high pommel, shot up again, and came down on
the horse’s neck—all in the space of three or four seconds. Then he rose and
stood almost straight up on his hind feet, and I, clasping his lean neck
desperately, slid back into the saddle and held on. He came down, and
immediately hoisted his heels into the air, delivering a vicious kick at the
sky, and stood on his forefeet. And then down he came once more, and began the
original exercise of shooting me straight up again. The third time I went up I
heard a stranger say:
‘Oh, don’t he buck,
though!’
While I was up, somebody
struck the horse a sounding thwack with a leather strap, and when I arrived
again the Genuine Mexican Plug was not there. A California youth chased him up
and caught him, and asked if he might have a ride. I granted him that luxury.
He mounted the Genuine, got lifted into the air once, but sent his spurs home
as he descended, and the horse darted away like a telegram. He soared over
three fences like a bird, and disappeared down the road toward the Washoe
Valley.”
You can view the first edition of Roughing It in its entirety online, along with the wonderful
original illustrations at:
www.gutenberg.org
I'd love to hear about some of your go-to Western books!
All the best,
Vonn
2015 Western Fictioneers Peacemaker Finalist, Short Fiction
2015 Western Writers of America Spur Finalist, Short Fiction
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I'd love to hear about some of your go-to Western books!
All the best,
Vonn
2015 Western Fictioneers Peacemaker Finalist, Short Fiction
2015 Western Writers of America Spur Finalist, Short Fiction
Keep up with Vonn!
WEBSITE