David
Cranmer (aka Edward A. Grainger) and I emerged on the scene more or less at the same time, now over a
decade ago. We each ended up creating a western hero. He created Cash Laramie,
the Outlaw Marshal, who, along with his partner, Gideon Miles, deal with
outlaws and desperadoes wherever they rear their ugly heads. For me, I spawned
Calvin Carter, a former actor who, in the course of tracking down the man who
killed Carter's father, learned he had a knack for detecting. He often dons
disguises and uses his acting abilities to bring a certain amount of flair to
the role of his lifetime.
A while
back, David suggested we team up our heroes and, after a decade of stops and starts,
the first pairing of Cash and Carter will be published this fall. In Cash
Laramie and the Sundown Express, owlhoots have hijacked the inaugural run of
the fastest train in the west, and it's up to Cash and Miles to retake the
train. Unbeknownst to them, Carter is on board, in disguise, as he, too,
attempts to thwart the hijackers while saving the passengers, including the
renowned actress Lillie Langtry.
David
thought it a fun idea if I made a list of favorite trains in movies and TV. I
agreed, but then quickly realized something. Not only did my list almost
instantly get filled with non-western ideas, but some of the more well known
westerns to feature trains were movies or TV shows with which I am not
familiar. Thus, you won't find Hell on Wheels on this list because I simply
haven't watched it. And while I have watched both versions of 3:10 to Yuma, I
can't speak with any authority because I can't remember a lot of the
plot.
So,
with these caveats in mind, here's my list.
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
If I'm being honest, this might be the first heist film I ever saw. From the opening of Sean Connery's voiceover explaining how the gold is transported and secured, you sit on the edge of your seat wondering if he and his team will pull off the robbery from a moving train.
Many of
the scenes I first saw in my youth remained with me, but two always rose to the
top. The ending, when Connery's Pierce, escapes on the police carriage as he
was destined for jail, smiling all the way, his arms extended in a sort of bow,
really stuck with me. Only now that I think of it do I think a part of Carter's
DNA must have emerged from Connery's performance.
The
other scene that has always stuck with me is Donald Sutherland's Agar as he
runs into the train office and makes wax impressions of the keys, all within 75
seconds. I was enthralled by that kind of thinking and ingenuity. I think this
film might've set the stage for my continued enjoyment of heist films, and it
undoubtedly enamored me with the charming con man.
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
I only saw this film for the first time this century as it is my wife's favorite western. And really, what more is there to say about this Sergio Leone epic that hasn't already been said? Ennio Morricone's score is brilliant, giving the film not only its epic feel but saying, through music, how the modern world is encroaching on the frontier in the form of the railroad.
I
appreciate how the locomotive and the building of the railroad serve as the
central character in this film, a character that is, in effect, the march of
time and we people must adjust to it or get out of the way. And, unlike many
westerns that feature railroads, it was a dirty, hot, and mind-numbingly brutal
job, but a job that needed to be done, no matter the cost. Of all of Leone's
films, this one remains a favorite.
From Russia With Love
I love James Bond and nearly all of his films, but as I've gotten older, I've become more interested in the movies with smaller stakes. This film, the second in the franchise, has a pretty spectacular train sequence that the historian in me loves.
After
Bond and Tatiana Romanova have escaped with the Lektor cryptograph machine,
they flee on one of the most famous trains: the Orient Express. In these scenes
in the middle of the film, you get to see what it was like to travel in style
in what is probably the last major decade where train travel was considered a
viable economic means of transportation before planes surpassed it.
Key to
my enjoyment of the train sequence is the fight between Bond and Red Grant
(Robert Shaw). It is the close confines of a train compartment that give the
fight its brutal nature. No gadgets, just fists and brawn and brains. A
different Bond (Roger Moore) would again fight in a train (Moonraker), but this
Sean Connery version--look at that; two Connery films--is my favorite.
The Wild Wild West
No discussion of westerns and railroads would be complete without a mention of The Wanderer, the train and tricked out rail car of James West and Artemus Gordon. Again, TWWW was my first, favorite western TV show. Being a Star Wars kid, I loved the gadgets, the steampunk-before-steampunk-was-a-thing vibe, and West and Gordon's "home." No matter how many time owlhoots or Dr. Miguelito Loveless boarded the train, you knew there was something the Secret Service agents could do to get themselves out of any predicament.
Not
only the gadgets, but I also appreciated how there was science equipment for
Gordon to do his investigations and his disguises.
Like
the bridge of Star Trek's Enterprise, so many episodes either began or ended on
board The Wanderer that it became a crucial component of a wonderfully
entertaining TV show.
Back to the Future: Part III
When David asked me the question about railroads in the old west, this is the first one that came to mind.
I
consider the first film to be one of those perfect films not only as a time
capsule of its time, but the storytelling mechanics within the movie itself.
The second one gave us three looks: their future (2015, now our past), an
alternate 1985, and a trippy return to the events of the 1955-part of the first
film.
But I
have a special love for Part III. Set almost entirely in the old west, director
Robert Zemeckis basically made a western that held true to all the aspects we
have come to love about westerns, but with a twist. Doc Brown not only makes a
steam-powered ice machine but he also gets a delightful love story.
Act
III's central action sequence is on a train, one they have to get up to 88 MPH
as it pushes the futuristic Delorean down the tracks and back to the future.
Plus we get a spectacular crash as the locomotive in 1888 falls off the
incomplete bridge and crashes into Eastwood Ravine.
As fun
as that is, however, it's in the movie's closing moments when we get a truly
over-the-top train. Doc Brown, his wife, and two boys (Jules and Verne) return
to 1985 to say good-bye to Marty McFly in a *flying train*.
Well, those are my favorite trains in movies and TV. What about yours?
Scott Dennis Parker lives, works, writes, and listens to music way too loud in his native Houston, Texas, with his wife and son. He is the Saturday columnist at DoSomeDamage.com and has a long-running blog at ScottDParker.blogspot.com. Learn about his other books at ScottDennisParker.com.
Since I have seen Hell On Wheels I would include it on the list. That show captured the feel of the frontier as its end came into being, one rail at a time.
ReplyDeleteAs for movies, this list should include Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. It's the posse hired by railroad man E.H. Harriman that forces the outlaw heroes to relocate to Bolivia. Also, the best line of the movie is spoken outside a train car ("Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?").
Also, I would include a lesser-known western, Whispering Smith. Alan Ladd plays the title character, a railroad detective on the trail of thieves who he comes to suspect includes his best friend.
Finally, if we can put non-westerns on the list, Murder On the Express must be there. Preferably the 1974 version, not the scenery-chewing 2017 one.
Sorry, that should be Murder On the Orient Express.
DeleteA great post, Scott! I would add Butch Cassidy too and throw in Breakheart Pass as well. Also, I love both versions of 3:10 to Yuma though I give the edge to the original. And speaking of comedies I have to mention Buster Keaton's The General. A benchmark of silent cinema
ReplyDeleteScott, what a great post. I enjoyed this so much. I love railroad "anything" and of course, every one of these movies and tv shows you've talked about are so iconic. I think, loving railroads as you do, you'd truly enjoy Hell on Wheels. As Louis says, that show really did capture the feel of the frontier. Your joint project with David sounds very entertaining and different. Congratulations to you both!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the post, Scott. When I was a youngster I always enjoyed the Marx Brothers, so I would add Go West as a real fun railroad movie. I loved the end sequence of the train chase, with the boys stripping al the wood from the carriages to keep the train rolling.
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