Wednesday, November 21, 2018

READ IF YOU DARE--VINTAGE CHRISTMAS CARDS by CHERYL PIERSON

Ever since I came upon some of the weirdest vintage Easter cards I’d ever seen and blogged about those (in two parts, no less!) I’ve just been fascinated by some of the ideas that artists of the past have had for greeting cards. What in the world crossed their minds? Who did they think would enjoy these cards, much less pick them out of all the choices available to buy and send?

Evidently, I’m not the only one who has wondered. Take a look at some of these—they are beyond “odd”.


Yes. Scallops lamenting the absence of their friends (natives), so the card says—obviously the British. “May we soon see them again.” Uh…why? So they can eat us? MERRY CHRISTMAS!


Okay, maybe it’s just me, but…being wish “Compliments of the Season” by a boiling pan head imp that looks female on top and male on the bottom…well, that’s just plain weird. For some reason, this reminds me of the scene at the beginning of Bewitched when the pan boils over on the stove…

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Downright creepy. An educated pigman. Or is it a boy? The hat looks like that of a young boy, but that face is anything but endearing. And why does he need the binoculars? “The better to spy on you with, my dear…” Oh, but he’s carrying a book, so at least he must be educated.


Nothing says Merry Christmas like a picture of a dead robin, does it? I mean, what could be more joyful? Nope…can’t think of much else that could come close.


Do y’all remember the picture on the Easter card of the rabbit carefully stepping out of his home to go hunting with the colored eggs all around him? That’s what this reminds me of. A sweet little dog with a rifle near at hand…just in case he needs it.


Well, what have we here? A frog that has been robbed and murdered by another one. But, let’s not forget to have a MERRY CHRISTMAS, shall we?


As long as we’re on the subject of frogs, how about this one? Beetle and frog having a Christmas waltz, while the dragonflies dance in the background and the giant mosquito plays the tambourine. Festive, right?


Merry Christmas! If you survive being mauled by the polar bear…

It’s hard to think what must have been going on inside the creative brains of these illustrators, isn’t it? Or…were they just toying with us? Maybe these were meant to be ridiculous and make us laugh. But wait…what’s that I hear? Crying children? Wings of a…LOOK OUT!


Above all, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, even if you’re fighting off polar bears, dancing with frogs, or running from wasps!

12 comments:

  1. Cheryl,

    It makes you wonder what about any of these pictures says "MERRY CHRISTMAS", doesn't it? Beetles, dogs with guns, stinging insects chasing freaky-looking children... Christmas must have been interpreted differently back then. lol

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    1. I know...but the Easter and Valentine cards are the same way! What were people thinking? And it had to be the same artists who did a lot of these.
      Good grief! But fun to look at and wonder about. LOL Thanks for stopping by.

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  2. Well, it was the time of year that had Krampas, the Brothers Grimm ( and their original tales) and of course the concept of dealing with death. Like you I find them a bit too much. I remember seeing cards that my great grandmother had, but none such as these. Now I have something to think about as I deal with my food coma from today. Happy Thanksiving and on into a joyous Christmas. Doris

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    1. Right, Doris. I just look at these and wonder what kind of mind came up with these ideas? LOL Happy Thanksgiving and one thing I'm thankful for is that our Christmas cards don't look like this anymore. LOL

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  3. How bizarre. I have seen the cards for Easter and Valentines Day and they are similar. I have to really wonder at the mindset of those who made these cards and those who sent them.

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    1. Right! I would not spend money on these kinds of cards in the first place and I would feel really odd sending them out at Christmas time! LOL (Or any other time for that matter.)

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  4. I've never seen these kinds of cards before....the artist must have had humbug in his heart. However, for years I used to buy a Victorian calendar (and saved them all) because of the beautiful images. I haven't seen any lately, but oh, my they were beautiful works of art, often collages. All are just to beautiful to throw away at year's end.

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    1. You should see the Easter cards, Elizabeth! I did a post on those a few years back. I'll re-run it when Easter gets near. Those are sooo bizarre.

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  5. Nothing says Christmas like a frog dancing with a beetle or be mauled by a bear. Great post. Loads of fun.

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    1. Or a giant wasp getting ready to sting a child. Good grief! LOLLOL! These really are mind boggling.

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